heres a thought to stay safe sexually

[Suzie]

You don't need to hide the salami all the time many other ways will still give both same results maybe even better and no chance of of any std's

#1 way a little love goo on both n just stroke outer lips and her clit with your dong 100% explosive

#2 mutual masturbation watch each other

#3 masturbate each other other and some loud nasty talk helps also name calling each other cussing etc...

#4 sex toys using on each other

Of course none can relace the natural way but if your wanting to be sure of not catching a terminal illness i think these ways are great.

 

[MikeB]

Suzie-

Are you just into men or do you dabble a little with women?

Maybe after a little tequila?

 

[donkeybucks]

 

[MikeB]

I've been trying.....pick up your damn phone.



Wait, were you talking to me?

 

[donkeybucks]

Sorry for the confusion MikeB. Suzie's post sparked a tingling sensation in my crotch area I haven't felt in awhile. I would like for Suzie to not fall in the trap like the rest of us and start injecting opinions on matters as if he/she has a brain. We need to encourage Suzie to keep posting these sorts of things (see above)...sorta like a Dr. Ruth Westheimer of the Rubber Room. This could be Suzie's persona.

 

[Suzie]

gigglz at donkeybucks post ;

i was bored when i wrote this couldnt think of anything else so i made this crap up

 

[donkeybucks]

LOL

Hope you stick around Suzie and post more classics like that! And I'm not being sarcastic. We just don't get many threads or posts like that anymore. Good stuff..

 

[MikeB]

LOL

Hope you stick around Suzie and post more classics like that! And I'm not being sarcastic. We just don't get many threads or posts like that anymore. Good stuff..

+1

 

[Willie99]

gigglz at donkeybucks post ;

i was bored when i wrote this couldnt think of anything else so i made this crap up

c'mon man, you just ruined my fantasy about you

 

[GasMan]

You don't need to hide the salami all the time many other ways will still give both same results maybe even better and no chance of of any std's

#1 way a little love goo on both n just stroke outer lips and her clit with your dong 100% explosive

#2 mutual masturbation watch each other

#3 masturbate each other other and some loud nasty talk helps also name calling each other cussing etc...

#4 sex toys using on each other

Of course none can relace the natural way but if your wanting to be sure of not catching a terminal illness i think these ways are great.

Please explain.

 

[MikeB]

Please explain.

Explain what?-





Ball gag
Leather mask
Whips
Duct tape
Rope
Motor Oil
Nipple Clamps



Which one do you need Suzie to explain?

 

[GasMan]

All due respect..It's just not the same coming from you MikeB

 

[donkeybucks]

Ball gag
Leather mask
Whips
Duct tape
Rope
Motor Oil
Nipple Clamps

 

[MikeB]

All due respect..It's just not the same coming from you MikeB

You're just trying to flatter me..........stop.......I embarrass easily....